My funny stories!
Oh my gosh some of these stories are just so...well, see for yourself :D
(all ones in white are true, ones in orange may or may not be fake)
(all ones in white are true, ones in orange may or may not be fake)
~The throw-up~
So, a person I know had just gotten home from something (I don't remember what :) ) He was a little drunk, and very exhausted. So he got in bed, and was half asleep when he sat up and threw up on himself. Then he grunted and went back to sleep. His very aggravated wife was next to him, and had to get up and clean his puke off the sheets. Not a very fun night.
~The fart~
When I was in fourth grade, we were just having a normal day in math. Then, out of nowhere, I farted. Loudly. Although I looked embarassed, the teacher said "Oh, no, we know it wasn't you." So then they all blamed it on my friend :D.
~The Winnie-the-Pooh~
My mom and I were at a movie theater watching the trailers before the movie started. One trailer started black and the words "everyone gets a little hungry" faded in. I excited whispered to my mom "It's the hunger games!" Then the screen showed Winne-the-Pooh eating honey. So much for the Hunger Games!!
~The door~
So in school one day me and my two friends were walking in the hallways in our school. Me, being such a klutz, opened the door and awkwardly tripped over it. They said my expression was priceless as I stupidly waved my hands around in the air....STOOPID!
So, a person I know had just gotten home from something (I don't remember what :) ) He was a little drunk, and very exhausted. So he got in bed, and was half asleep when he sat up and threw up on himself. Then he grunted and went back to sleep. His very aggravated wife was next to him, and had to get up and clean his puke off the sheets. Not a very fun night.
~The fart~
When I was in fourth grade, we were just having a normal day in math. Then, out of nowhere, I farted. Loudly. Although I looked embarassed, the teacher said "Oh, no, we know it wasn't you." So then they all blamed it on my friend :D.
~The Winnie-the-Pooh~
My mom and I were at a movie theater watching the trailers before the movie started. One trailer started black and the words "everyone gets a little hungry" faded in. I excited whispered to my mom "It's the hunger games!" Then the screen showed Winne-the-Pooh eating honey. So much for the Hunger Games!!
~The door~
So in school one day me and my two friends were walking in the hallways in our school. Me, being such a klutz, opened the door and awkwardly tripped over it. They said my expression was priceless as I stupidly waved my hands around in the air....STOOPID!